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UPDATE UPDATE UUUUUPDDDAAAATE [Jan. 10th, 2005|05:50 pm]
Bobby Lebendig
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[Current Music |Themdius---Life's Odyssey]

Hello friends and...well friends. I can't believe I haven't updated since November, that's like so last year girlfriend ACH! Well, since then I've gotten a large vocabulary in German and JUST today took my Chem midterm. I dominated, and left bodies and crying babies in my wake. Mmmmm, baaaabiesss. Well I think I'll start back as far as I can remember. Josh came home for Christmas vacation, and we hung out so much, drove around and broke people's ears in the back of his car from his SUBS. Yeeeeah, we went to just about every corner of Pennsylvania. Got our tattoos touched up, and chased rigs on i-99. His car's a fast mutha. OOOOOH, I almost forgot the best part. During the X-mas vacation, I actually hung out with Da Mike and Steve alot. So we're traveling somewhere w/ a girl whose name I will not mention, and Da Mike decides to play PIDIDDLE. This means that for every taillight or headlight that we see out on a car, an article of clothing must be taken off. So it's me in the rear passenger, steve in the rear driver-side, and the girl somewhere around there. I of course, on the one day a year that I decide not to wear underwear because mumsy didnt wash ANY of my Joe Boxer shorts, so I decided another few hours wouldn't hurt. This happens to be the night we play pididdle. Ugh, my clothes didn't last long, at all. Before I knew it, I was naked and poor steve sitting beside me was in the fetal position. Now Da Mike, who was driving, did not know that I really took all my clothes off, looks back and says "Holy JesusmotherofGod!!". The car, swerved. The girl was also quite unclothed, but in a much better situation than I. All in all we had fun, and in the end I got a kiss on the cheek(from the girl), I don't even know why, really. But we had a good time, and even Da Mike said I had a good naked body, "very healthy" even. Thanks Mikey......
Another adventure with Da Mike led to me showing my Jew-Nazi-ness and stabbing and punting x-max decorations. Oh boy, I dont think I should go into much detail in that. But granted Mike told me I was the funniest "mother fucker" he knew, and he knows alot of people. So through the course of weeks, I went to Hannah's b-day party, went to the Casino party, bringing Steve (winkwink) as my date, and hell, even got a few contact highs from my brother and his friends. Go Moleficus!!! Sooo, my chrismahannahkwanzika morning comes, and I open all the christmas presents wrapped in Hannakah paper. I get all bitchin stuff, then I open a big box where my brother took a picture of me with his new camera, and I honestly look like I had, well I was smiling, I'll say that. Oh, it was an X-box by the way. And Steve has let me borrow all his games and I'm in heaven. Guess what I named it? Jewriot. No really, I digitally named it. And of all these happy splendours, I FIX THE WORKOUT MACHINE! My entire upper body feels like it's been ran into a wall, several times. And to make things better, my dogs are humping, this makes me smile. I got it on camera, video-like. Well, if any of you guys read this ENTIRE thing, I thank you. Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, work/life/school/X-box has been very loving lately. Goodbye, lovely journal. :)

Jewriot
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[User Picture]From: travel_sandwich
2005-01-10 03:18 pm (UTC)
woo...first to comment :) sounds like an interesting break to say the least..glad to finally see and update, i was missing out not knowing what crazy mixup things you'd done, hahaha...later on

-The Squirrel
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-10 03:21 pm (UTC)

BOOBALOOB!

MmMmMmMmMmM
Nakey Wubby? Ich liebe dich, Wubbles.

It's the girl from Teen, incase you didnt figure it out. Gimme a ring sometime****!

**_-SassySQUACH-_**
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[User Picture]From: basic_reality
2005-01-10 03:32 pm (UTC)
Bobby Buddy! Naked eh? I bet you the girl (who's name you didn't tell but you're going to tell me personally some day) liked that ;) Hahha. That sounds like a killer break man and I'm happy that your brother came up and you got to hang with them. Older brothers kick ass. :)Well must be going, see you in school and online Bobby. :D

-Danno
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-10 03:37 pm (UTC)
hahaha hi bob. nice job not mentioning my name.

maybe someday we'll play again.

i really wanna go cat-food shopping again. that was fun.

and play pool with high people. that was fun!

let's do lunch.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-10 03:41 pm (UTC)

HOORAH!

oh boy! bobbly such a peeeemp. good luck at kennedys this weekend, bring yo huge, 27", ringing, flatscreen t.v. to the party, I call your TEAM!!!!!


GO JEW RIOT RIOT!
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-10 03:51 pm (UTC)
oh my word..dear bob..my one and only jewish friend :) you are hilarious <-- not sure i spelled that right but hopefully you know what i mean..anyways..im sure that was a site of you in the car naked..haha..we dont talk much anymore :( guess you have better things to do and better people to see and talk to..but hey gonna go...keep laughing buddy : ) <33Dawn
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[User Picture]From: uneducate
2005-01-10 03:52 pm (UTC)

Heh heh hi Bobby!

Your weekend sounded fun. Mine wasn't that great. I mostly just stayed in my house the whole time, with the exception to go out and get a haircut. I miss you, we haven't hung out in a long time. The last time I believe was at a show, and you kept trying to look through my see-thru sweater.
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2005-01-10 05:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Heh heh hi Bobby!

HEY! For the last time furball, I wasn't doing it in a perverted way, God. If I was really doing it for an erection I wouldn't have TOLD you. Duuuuh. And by the way, nice icon, Jack's such a hottie. Although it'd be hard to make love to a skeleton.

Jewriot
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[User Picture]From: uneducate
2005-01-10 06:03 pm (UTC)

Re: Heh heh hi Bobby!

Yeah right,you got like a whole group of guys to stare at me hahahah. Jack is also a little too tall for me.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-10 05:43 pm (UTC)

BOBBY!!!!

DUDE PIDIDDLE ROCKS LOL!!!!!!! ahh such a fun game to play lol! Bobby you fucking rock beyond belief...ne1 posting in here can agree lol unless they are stupid then screw them

I heart ya dude!

~daril
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-11 12:49 pm (UTC)

you forgot..

Bob, you jokester! You forgot to mention the part about the anal sex with Steve! Come on, that was the best part! You remember, right?

HAHAHA, just kidding. I know that didn't happen. Steve wouldn't do that. Not with you, anyways. He'd save himself for a real man. Like me.

HAHAHA, just kidding. Again. I hate faggots.

-AARONaaronAARONaaronAARONaaronMEOW!
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-11 12:54 pm (UTC)

Wow....

Bob, you never cease to amaze me. That is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time. You need to publish these stories more often!

-Dionisaur aka "Italian Stallion"
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2005-01-12 12:46 pm (UTC)

Re: Wow....

I hate black people!




And gays...And MINORITIES!!
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[User Picture]From: __cheshire_cat
2005-01-11 01:36 pm (UTC)
mmm. yummers. babies.
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[User Picture]From: paperxlanterns
2005-01-11 02:40 pm (UTC)
:comments:
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-11 05:47 pm (UTC)
haha wow would have lovedddd to be in that car..wink wink..just messin... but you are one hott jew lol...great times in drivers ed grabbin your ass..too bad its over soon..haha at least your gonna be in my jewelry class!!!!!! you are soooo sitting at my table..haha you have no choice in the matter!..well im out
<33 Erica..with a C..lol
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From: raver_hippie
2005-01-22 07:19 am (UTC)

Not Cool Enough

Well, I guess your adventures with your buddy Tyler just werent cool enough for you to post on. I see how it is...

Call me sometime fuckhead!

Hippie
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2005-01-25 05:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Not Cool Enough

Don't be retarded man!! just copy/paste your entries from your deadjournal to here. I check everyone's every day, so I'll always comment and such. And by the way I called my dad like 6 times that weekend, to no answer. lol. Yeah, I lost your # again, so gimme dem digits.
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[User Picture]From: fcktheworldagn
2005-02-03 01:10 pm (UTC)
yeah i read the whole thing, im really bored talk to you later bob.
Jeron
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From: raver_hippie
2005-02-27 08:57 pm (UTC)

POST MORE!

ROBERT! UPDATE MORE! RAH!
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