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I hate rain [Sep. 18th, 2004|11:13 am]
Bobby Lebendig
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Yesterday, flat out, blew. Of all the days that the school district could give us off, for an inservice, they give us the ugliest fucking day imaginable. It rained all day, I didn't/could't go for my run. I ate half a big bag of Chex party mix, Cheddar. That wasnt so bad, but then I felt really shitty, guess the Chex Nazis were attacking my insides. I have alot of Nazi names...Like Mr. Dull's door, it always slams on my hands or face or back or something. So that, is infact, a Nazi door. In my Math class, my folder is always missing from the cabinet, so there is a Folder Nazi that hides in his room somewhere, sneaks out to grab my folder, and runs away laughing and hailing hitlet. We've videotaped it. Doesnt that make a wonderful image. Anywho, about last night/yesterday. I didn't go to the game because, well it was a wet hell out. Yet another, nice image. But the rain is the main reason I didnt go, that and it was elementary night. So I stayed home, and Jill IM'd me about coming over and playing DDR with Cindy and her brother Clark. So I'm all good. Her mom picks me up, and we get over there, watch some wacky video thing that completely made me a dumber person overall, and played some DDR, in which I got the cheap pad. We didnt do that long before Jill's mom came down and gave us the get-go that the storm's getting worse, and that she'd have to take us home. So she drove us home, me first. I get in my house, look down the stairs, and there's an attractive little puddle of water at the foor of my steps. TIME TO GRAB THE DRY-VAC, YAY! That machine is so much fun, I played God with the small mass of water, and showed it who it's daddy was. So then after my act of world domination, i went upstairs to talk online. I am very bored at this point, and I see a small moth out of the corner of my eye, and I remember that my mom had this freez-away wart remover stuff in the bathroom, I totally crystalized the poor insect, and put it on the computer desk to show my victory. Not 10 minutes later, the damn thing comes to life, very pissed I must say, and flies into the whole-house-fan, ending it's sad life. I'm expecting a call from PETA any minute now, wanting my head. So I'm about to go to bed, and my brother calls from Pittsburg. He's really down because his girlfriend whose name I dare not say, had broken up with him, for the 46th time. After the 20th or 21st time, it starts getting a little old. So we talked until about 2 in the morning, me playing KINGDOM HEARTS (Fucking right, doggy). So around 2 we said our goodbyes and I went off into la-la land. This morning I really just went for a run and checked out all the debris and stuff, there wasnt alot. I was walking over a bridge thing up by Brad's house, and this little boy was playing alone in the rushing creek thing. He just looked up at me, REALLY freaked me out, just this blank stare. Weird kids, I swear I'm getting castrated when I turn 18, I'll adopt some Russian kid and make him my slave. Oh yeaah. Well, time to run off, today's my dad's birthday, can't keep the festivities waiting!

Bobby Lebendig
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[User Picture]From: paperxlanterns
2004-09-18 10:05 am (UTC)
YES!!! ENSLAVE THE RUSSIANS!!!
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:14 pm (UTC)
Be nice to the Russians.
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[User Picture]From: folsnowflake23
2004-09-18 10:51 am (UTC)
Such nice weather yesterday, don't ya think?
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2004-09-18 07:19 pm (UTC)
We should know...haha

BL
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:15 pm (UTC)
We should.
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:18 pm (UTC)
I liked the weather.
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[User Picture]From: uneducate
2004-09-18 12:50 pm (UTC)
I'm better at DDR than you! Well, you were on the cheap sliding pad, so actually I don't know. That poor moth. That's such a horrible act of animal cruelty. I hope they put an article about what you did on their website! (sarcasm)
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:16 pm (UTC)
DDR sucks.
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-09-18 10:08 pm (UTC)

hello bob

bob, you shouldn't complain, those of us who go to CH didn't have the day off. :-P oh my, and it was picture day to make things worse. lol, have a good one.

<3 rachel
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2004-09-19 01:57 pm (UTC)

Re: hello bob

Hahaha, understood.

BL
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:19 pm (UTC)

Re: hello bob

You better understand. Jew. I'll cut you. YEAH! DEGRADE YOU!
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:17 pm (UTC)

Re: hello bob

Pictures days aren't that bad. Suck it up.
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-09-19 04:48 pm (UTC)
i hate commenting in people's journals because i never know what to say, but you asked me too so i will, and i bet that damn moth deserved what it got, you did the right thing

Little buddy
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:20 pm (UTC)
Comment more, bitch. I'll cut you, too.
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[User Picture]From: what_a_jinx
2004-09-19 04:51 pm (UTC)
i wish i got your dad something for his birthday :(
does he still have the dragon i got him?
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2004-09-19 04:55 pm (UTC)
Of course he does.


BL
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-09-19 05:01 pm (UTC)

yay

I like chickens.

<3 Frodo
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:24 pm (UTC)

Re: yay

Chickens suck. You suck. Go jump off a cliff.
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:26 pm (UTC)
He doesn't. He threw it out. But first he burned it. Then threw it out. Don't make her feel better, Bob. Honesty is the best policy.
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2004-09-20 04:37 am (UTC)
I think I laughed for a whole five minutes reading that, Steve. Sorry Beck, he speaks the truth.

BL
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-20 03:47 pm (UTC)
Damn right I speak the truth. Good Jew.
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:21 pm (UTC)
How dare you not get anything. I'll cut you.
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-09-19 05:02 pm (UTC)

hiya

i feel like i got run over by a truck.


there. i commented.

<3 betsy
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:23 pm (UTC)

Re: hiya

I hate to break this to you, but you did get hit by a truck. Sucks to be you!
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[User Picture]From: paperxlanterns
2004-09-19 05:08 pm (UTC)

wubbywebendig (8:08:00 PM): It'll increase your cup size by a full size, too

Hi. I'm commenting. I just got home.

:pokes you:. :laughs:

:dies:
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-19 06:13 pm (UTC)

Re: wubbywebendig (8:08:00 PM): It'll increase your cup size by a full size, too

Dies? Oh... You should fix that...
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[User Picture]From: fcktheworldagn
2004-09-20 12:34 pm (UTC)
No one comments in my journal, guess that means I just suck at life eh? Oh well already knew that

~bobby's neighbor~
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[User Picture]From: wubbywebendig
2004-09-20 02:05 pm (UTC)
At least god loves you, damnit, god loves us all.

BL
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-20 02:11 pm (UTC)
No he doesn't. You killed his one and only son. He hates you. You ruined it for everyone else.
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-20 02:10 pm (UTC)
No one likes you. You're worthless. WORTHLESS!!!
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-09-20 02:48 pm (UTC)
hey! i actually DIDN'T get run over by a truck thank you.

<3 betsy
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[User Picture]From: osha467
2004-09-20 03:44 pm (UTC)
Yes you did. Don't lie to yourself.
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